In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

I’m sorry but it’s Canon that Sully is in love with Mike



mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon



This just slipped into my head and now I can’t stop thinking about it so I’m just gonna share it with you since you guys are the best with analyzing and stuff:

In Visionary Peter tells Derek that perfect combinations are rare and if you find one you have to hold onto it. Of course he’s talking…

Monsters University is the best fan fiction to grace the screen

It’s time

Not Another Teen Wolf Podcast reviewed the audio from the panel and Jeff said "I would certainly suggest that he wasn't a minor, at least in California." which means he was 18+. Cole's meta on birthdays/ages suggest he's around 25 now, so he would have been 18-19 at the time twitter*com/NATWPodcast/ colethewolf*tumblr*com/post/69618737664/teen-wolf-character-birthdays-ages-special-guide-for






There’s some weird details on that, a few people have given different transcripts from different recordings

that it was either as NATWP put it, that Derek was 18, or that Derek wasn’t a minor everywhere else. 

I haven’t heard any of the recordings, but the math works out that Derek was 16, and that wouldn’t make him a minor in most states, but California being very conservative. 

It’s going to be a huge point of contention and right now I’m sticking with the math, most tv treats the age of consent as 16 (where it is in most of the us) but Paige died in 2004 and the house fire was in 2005. We know Derek was 15 in 2004, so he had his 16th bday in 2004 - so it wasn’t statutory rape in most of the US - 

there’s a very good timeline here

remember “at least in California” can be just as easily be “well just in California”

I have always thought Paige was 10 years ago, with the fire 6-7 years ago.

at most the whole thing took place over a year but could have been as little as two months

Nope, Visionary took place 10+ years ago.

In 3x08, Peter states to Stiles & Cora in the [canon] present day (2011): “A 15 year old boy against a giant.” So Derek was, yes, 15 during Visionary.

In 3x10, Jennifer reveals to Derek that Kali leaving her for dead was only a few months after Paige’s death: “But a few months earlier, something happened that caused that ember to glow a little brighter.”

In 3x09, the Sheriff goes to Melissa, asking about the files on a Jane Doe that is later in the episode revealed to have been Jennifer/Julia—from over 10 years ago: “The records would be over ten years old.”

Visionary that means took place in at least 2001, 10 years before the start of the series, and 4 years before the Hale fire (which would also mean that Derek is at least currently 25 and was 19 when he met Kate)

nope, 7 years before, (8 from s4)

If Derek was 15 in 2001 then in 2005 he would have graduated and he and his older sister couldn’t have been at school when the fire started, both of them would have already graduated, so not only was Derek still at school, so was Laura, and Laura we can guess to be 18 because she was able to become Derek’s legal guardian. So unless Derek and Laura were twins it’s not possible - but we know they’re not twins because Laura was old enough to accompany Talia to the meeting as the future alpha but Derek wasn’t.

in 309 the sheriff says the records would be about ten years old, an over estimation because we know he became sheriff in 2004 and Claudia died that year too - so it’s not a stretch he separates things into before Claudia and after Claudia and rounded up.

Stiles also said in the pilot that the fire happened about ten years ago, but we know specifically that happened in 2005.

the math adds up for it all to have happened in 2004 but it doesn’t for 2001 which is why I’m ruling it out. Remember characters are unreliable in teen wolf when it comes to dates, and things like that, it’s one of the reasons that the time line seems confusing, but it really isn’t.




(Patience with the post here … it’s kind of long but I had some serious flaily moments towards the end - brain-tangents that were not intended when I originally started this and it turned into far more legit meta)

So there’s a lot of fantastic meta…


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Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

There is totally such a thing as oversharing.
I once saw someone say “had to put a diaper on my dog because she had diarrhea and shit all over our house”  and then followed up with a picture of said dog’s diaper bottom.